Super Villains for your Safety

A Kid with an umbrella is on a street sidewalk at a bus stop in Gotham City, when he notices that clouds are coming out, and he realizes its' about to rain. He then puts his umbrella over his head to shelter himself from the rain. But just then, the Penguin comes up to him and tells him "Watch it kid!" because he had the umbrella pointed in his direction. He tells the kid that he better hope that the cops don't see him with that umbrella. He tells him an umbrella could be a dangerous weapon with those pointy ends. The boy admits he hadn't thought of that. Penguin then tells him to go ahead and let him have it so no one mistakes him for a supervillain. The kid then gives him the umbrella, and thanks the Penguin. Just then, the rain starts pouring down, and the Penguin has the umbrella to shelter himself from the rain, and he walks off and calls the boy a "Jerk!" The boy is soaked in the rain, and then he says: "Wait, what just happened?" And just then he is struck by a single bolt of lightning which disintegrates him.