That's Entertainment!

That's Entertainment! was a popular song written by Arthur Schwartz and Howard Dietz, and was first published in 1952.

Mordru once sang a sort of "evil" version of the song to the Super Friends at their Hall of Heroes, after which Batman tosses a cream pie in his face.

Original Lyrics

 * The Clown With His Pants Falling Down
 * Or The Dance That's A Dream Of Romance
 * Or The Scene Where The Villain Is Mean
 * That's Entertainment!
 * The Lights On The Lady In Tights
 * Or The Bride With The Guy On The Side
 * Or The Ball Where She Gives Him A Roar
 * That's Entertainment!
 * The Plot Can Be Hot, Simply Teeming With Sex
 * A Gay Divorcee Who Is After Her Ex
 * It Can Be Oedipus Rex
 * Where A Chap Kills His Father
 * And Causes A Lot Of Bother
 * The Clerk Who Is Thrown Out Of Work
 * By The Boss Who Is Thrown For A Loss
 * By This Girl Who Is Doin' Him Dirt
 * The World Is A Stage,
 * The Stage Is A World Of Entertainment!
 * It Might Be A Fight Like You See On The Screen
 * A Swain Getting Slain For The Lot Of A Queen
 * Some Great Shakespearean Scene
 * Where A Ghost And A Prince Meet
 * And Everyone Ends In Mincemeats
 * The Gag May Be Waving The Flag
 * That Began With A Mystical Hand
 * Hip Hooray, The American Way
 * The World Is A Stage,
 * The Stage Is A World Of Entertainment!

Mordru's Version

 * You May Not Be So Anxious To Abuse Us
 * You Try To Understand What Things Amuse Us
 * A Brute Who Thinks Torture Is Cute
 * Or A Cheat Who Finds Larceny Neat
 * Or A Swine Who Says Murder's Divine
 * That's Entertainment!
 * A Flood Turning Cities To Mud
 * Or A Blaze That Keeps Burning For Days
 * Or A Quake Even Richter Can't Take
 * That's Entertainment!
 * Now It Might Be A Blaze On The Crops Of Iran
 * A Drought Wiping Out All The Rice In Japan
 * Some Great Invention Of Man
 * Like A Narrow Sauce Sprayer
 * That Kills the Ozone Layer
 * A Louse Buys His Grandmother's House
 * Ups the Rent Though She Hasn't A Cent
 * Granny's Sweet But She's Out On The Street
 * Oh The World Is A Mess But Nevertheless It's Entertainment!
 * Mayhem!
 * Violence!
 * Terror!
 * Killers, Plunder, Looting
 * These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
 * Now The Pain Yes The Pain Of A Serious Drink
 * The Delight Of A Rattlesnake Bite
 * And The Grin When We Can Notice His Sin
 * That's Entertainment!
 * Oh Youth Who's Already Uncouth
 * Wants To Meet Pretty Girls On The Street
 * With A Plan That Jack The Ripper Began
 * That's Entertainment!
 * I Dig Any Big Catastrophic Device
 * A Ship With A Grip Of A Mountain Of Ice
 * I Think Diseases Are Nice
 * A Condition That's Chronic
 * A Plague That Is Bubonic
 * The Jolt Of My Lightning Bolt
 * I Can Use On Any One That I Choose
 * And Right Now I Will Show You Just How
 * And That's My Idea Of Entertainment!

External Link

 * That's Entertainment! at Wikipedia